I will be on vacation with intermittent access to email and phone messages. The last vacation I took resulted in my son throwing my phone into the pool. He was only one at the time, so I’m sure it was an accident. He’s three now, and might be more purposeful in his efforts to keep me relaxed.
For the sake of my iPhone, please route your customer service issues to our new President Georg at [email withheld], and for technical questions, please contact our service desk at [number withheld] for any tech help you might need.
Today is Conversation’s “Last Thursday” shindig. We send out an email reminding our friends to come on up to the penthouse and get their party on. Above is an automated out of office message we received that we thought was quite funny. It just goes to show how the iPhone can really hinder a working man’s rest and relaxation on vacation. Let’s just hope his son doesn’t get a hold of his phone this time around!