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(Editors Note #2: No matter what they claim, there’s a reason that Schnauzer’s aren’t in advertising. They’re incredibly hard to shoot since their hair gets in the way and all they want to do is play with the product.)
Woof bark bark bark’s grr is “WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK” er, “Animals in Advertising” (or barkity bark grrr bark bark “I CAN HAZ ADVERTISING” – bark grrr grrr grrr bark Schnauzers, so bark woof pant bark bark pant bark to “WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK.”)
Barkgrrrrrr’s barkity bark grrr WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK? BARK BARK BARK!!!! Well, grrr bark bark (run around in circles) bark grrrr grrr bark – google. Go ahead, grrrr bark “WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK” and what do you find? “ooh cookies”!
Bark, barr grrr arf arf arf bark bark grrr – not just bark barks. Green thing, moo moo’s, (I’ll eat that freakin’ puppy) grr bark bark bark bark arf arf arf bark bark . MFer – Woof blog arf pant grrr bark bark bark bark barrk grrr snarl Bark in Growl! GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF? WTF!
So, grrrbark Woof is the setup article for the bark bark bark, grr arf bark bark bark woof drool (sleep for a bit) WOOF WOOF BARK BARK BARK. Pwr to the ppl bark growl pant drool spin around a bit Schnauzer barkity bark bark bark. barkity bark grrr pant drool growl bark bark bark, Bark:
Barkity Bark Bark
“barkity bark bark pant drool pant” – drool pant sniff sniff sniff sniff? sniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniff.sniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniffsniff sniff sniff sniff growl growl bark growl sniff pant drool drool
panting panting panting panting’s
growl grrrr bark bark bark bark drool bark grrr growl grrrr bark bark bark bark drool bark grrr GRRRR BARK. Bark bark grrr sleep sleep sleep sleep sniff grown bark bark drool pant pant grrr growl grrrr bark bark bark bark drool bark grrr GRRRR BARK grrr growl grrrr bark bark bark bark drool bark grrr GRRRR BARK BARK.
Grr bark bark, sleep sniff… sleepy. bark. eat a little drink a little grab a bud. growl.
Grrrr Bark Bark Bark barkkkkk
Sniffity sniff bark growl sleep grrrr bark bark yelp yelp bark growl roll on back bark bark grr.
Barkity bark bark bark…
“Bark Bark Bark growl” is growltastic. bark bark america growl grrr sniff sniff pass out for a bit bark bark bark.