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Tandy’s Tweets: Just A Few Favs


Sometimes I use Twitter. After typing in my little 140-character message, I turn into a bird and fly away (also only happens sometimes).  I’m about to break 1,000 tweets and I’m excited about how many times I’ve shared something with my clan of followers (who don’t really care about what I’m tweeting)!

It’s been long enough that I think it’s time to collect some of my favorite tweets that I’ve written since the beginning of time. Oh, and you can follow me any time you want: @sweetastandy.  We can make each other laugh; IT WILL BE FUN!

Without further ado, here is a list of some of my favorites:

What if the chickens took over and dyed us for Easter. IT COULD HAPPEN! – April 2, 2011

Routine is the killer of creativity – November 2, 2011

Jumping jacks seemed a lot easier when I was five. – October 26, 2011

Maybe I’ll start a bakery called “CPC.” Cost Per Cookie. – October 26, 2011

I’m probably going to get a Kindle Fire. – October 13, 2011. (I didn’t get a Kindle Fire, by the way.)

Dude, “Where’s My Irene” #replacemovietitlewithirene – August 28, 2011

It’s easier to be a critic that a creator – August 11, 2011

Did someone light me on fire? Nope, I’m just outside. #whydidiwearjeanstoday – July 18, 2011

Must suck to be pegged as a funny person (or comedian). Everything you do is supposed to be funny. Do people laugh when comedians die? – May 16, 2011

Let your products define your company, not vice-versa #startups.  – March 25, 2011

I feel like it would be wrong to ask where the sale rack is at H&M… Everything is on the sale rack. – February 24, 2011

One day I’ll break 200 tweets – October 24, 2010

Having “land before time” is impossible. Jerks. – June 20, 2009

Some guy just farted in the bathroom and apologized. Apology not accepted – April 23, 2009


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